Parking Problems

As a mum I've had reason to sit for many hours in car parks waiting for my daughter. Even though I sometimes got frustrated by the time spent, sitting, waiting, at the whim of someone else's time keeping (or lack thereof), there was nearly always entertainment to be had in watching other people attempting to park their vehicles. I was even inspired to write a short story about it, free to read in the QT library. In all those car park hours, however, I never witnessed anything as spectacular as the incidents recorded in the Telegraph's gallery today:
Telegraph Bad Parkers Gallery
I particularly liked the Lexus in the wet concrete; there was something aesthetically pleasing about the highly polished bodywork set against the smooth fresh concrete. It could almost have been an art installation. But I bet the driver was thankful for the tinted windows!