Boris and the Zip-Wire

In further Olympic (ish) news, Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, took a turn on a zip-wire yesterday as a publicity stunt. It worked rather better than he expected, because he got stuck halfway and now every news site in the country is covering the story.

Now photoshopped pictures of the incident have been appearing all over the internet, showing Boris dangling precariously, in one example, above an enormous shark:

Boris' and the Zip-Wire

For me, it's the flags, badly fitting helmet, and ankles that really make the whole thing work.