A woman in Chicago got into a row with her husband and, in a fit of pique, threw a barrage of cupcakes at him. She was later charged with Domestic Battery. To paraphrase Theresa May, you couldn't make it up!
I'd invite one-liners from all you punsters out there, but I'm busy whipping up cupcake batter.
Good thing it didn't happen in Glasgow. I can just hear the police Sergeant saying, 'I'm going to have to charge you with domestic battery, Hen' as he clamps the handcuffs around her wrists.
ReplyDeletePretty good! I'd rate that as a 9 on the punometer!
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