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Tuesday 4 October 2011

The Birds! The Birds!

You may have noticed the birds are resolutely sticking to the page. Efforts were made last night to expel them but all known remedies have thus far failed. I'm considering enlisting the services of a trained falcon, but then I'd need an eagle to get rid of the falcon ...


  1. Perhaps you could contact Burl Ives, he knew an old lady who swallowed a fly that...

  2. I'll draw the line at the horse - they just make so much mess!