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Thursday, 10 January 2013

Ice Whale Update

It's been reported that those canny whales broke free from their icy Hudson Bay trap without the assistance of puny axes or mighty ice breakers. A change in weather apparently broke up the ice and the killer whales are now free to roam the open seas.
(In other news: the local seal population has launched an angry protest about the early release of mass killing orcas. They are also demanding stronger ice and less changeable weather patterns.)

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