Dream House Part ... Eleventy Threight (sorry, I've lost count)

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Forget living in a fort, or a treehouse, or a hobbit house - that's all so mediocre! I want to live in this apartment in New York. I could do without all the white paint and glass everywhere - I'm a mucky pup and I don't particularly like cleaning - but this apartment comes with its own slide! For adults! Admittedly, the apartment is arranged over four floors, so they have room for it, but can you imagine? No more boring commute down the stairs, no, no, no! I'll take the slide thank you!